I picked up my trisuit yesterday. If you recall from my previous post, the trisuit isn’t exactly built for flattery.
I knew the biggest problem I’d have with the trisuit was the fact that it’s a spandex unitard. That means no boob pads. For a girl without boobs, this poses a problem. For a girl that is shaped like a rectangle (from the front and side), this poses a problem.
Ladies and gents, I bring you the most unflattering outfit I will ever wear in my 20s.
I have contemplated sewing in tiny boob pads so that I at least look like a woman in the all women’s triathlon. However, I think the little pads will soak up too much water in my swim and I’m sure it wouldn’t be very attractive (or time-efficient) to have to squeeze the water out of my chesticles during the race.
Jeremy tried to assure me that there would be a lot of other flat-chested women in the race as well. I have my doubts.
But if this doesn’t work out, Summer Olympics 2012 here I come! I think I have a pretty good chance for passing as a 16 year old gymnast.