Um… should I be concerned that the top searches to find my blog are (in no particular order):
- tiny boobs sexy
Um… I guess this is a compliment? I’d like to think tiny boobs are indeed sexy on an adult woman, thankyouverymuch.
- fat man in spandex muscle shirt
What the f?! Is that what I look like in my tri-suit?!
- thai girl with no boob
Close but I’m half korean.
- gas x really big farts
This just makes me a little sad but I am not surprised. I’m glad that others are afflicted with this as well and that perhaps my blog touched them in some way to let them know that they are not alone. I have really big farts and gas x doesn’t help.
- women without boobs
I’m sensing a trend here. I need to stop blogging about my breasts.
- is tony horton married to kim
Tony Horton is the p90x guy. While his DVDs are somewhat enjoyable, I think I’d spend the rest of my life punching myself in the face if we were married.
- squeez boobs sister
- 12 year old girl with boobs
Okay seriously? Enough with the boobs!
- asian people with wide nose
Great – now on top of being obsessed with breasts, I’ll need to shift my focus to my nose.
Clearly I need to start blogging about other things… because god only knows what I write about that would somehow be picked up when searching for fat men wearing spandex.