I love Dr. Oz. Anytime I knew that he’d be on Oprah, I’d DVR it because I love him. I want him to be my doctor.
When Oprah announced that Dr. Oz was getting his own show, I was stoked! And I was sure to set my DVR to record Dr. Oz’s shows.
While I still love Dr. Oz… I’m starting to not like him anymore. Mind you – he’s still the loveable and knowledgeable doc we’ve all grown to love and appreciate but now he’s turned me into a crazed germaphobe.
Holy hell – he did a segment yesterday about the germs in your purse. Jesus Christ – I don’t think I’ll ever carry my handbag again.
My cell phone? I’m surprised I haven’t died from whatever germs are lurking on it.
He also did a segment about underwear and discussed the problems with THONGS. OMG… I will risk visible panty lines to avoid poop creeping up my undies into my susie. And did you know that you shouldn’t wash your undies with your regular laundry because of POOP?! What the hell?
I feel like I can’t leave the house without a mask and rubber gloves anymore.
As if I didn’t have enough issues with hugging people because I get all weirded out by others invading my personal space… I’ll never touch another person again until I’ve seen evidence of them being wiped down with rubbing alcohol.
He recommended a UV Wand to kill germs. I think this might go on my Christmas list.
And okay – so I’m not really that crazy. I am the type of person that refuses to use the antibacterial hand sanitizer that is all over my office because I am convinced that people are just breeding a superbug. I’m all for developing immunities naturally.
I’m just saying it was gross to hear just how dirty we are and the people featured on his show weren’t nearly as dirty as me. I’ll admit it. My purse finds itself on the ground quite a bit. My keyboard at work? Crusted over with food (yes, gross). My mouse? Same thing. Food crust. Actually just about every thing I come into contact with (especially handles… like to my fridge or dishwasher) have some level of food crust on them. I eat a lot, what can I say?