I go to the gym at my office (located 25 miles from my house) every weekday morning.
Doing this allows me to miss rush hour traffic AND get in my workout before any day-t0-day activities get in the way.
In order to adhere to this schedule of things, I leave my house in my gym clothes and pack my work clothes in my gym bag.
So what does this mean?
It means I’ve experienced one too many days of:
- Outfits not really working together because I failed to put together the outfit first. You know what I mean – sometimes you envision things working well together (a particular blouse with a specific skirt) but once you’ve actually put everything together on your body, you realize that it just doesn’t look as good as you thought it would. This happens A LOT.
- Parts of an outfit not FITTING. Oy. Hopefully I’ve done away with this happening again since I’ve just done a major purge of my closet but let me tell you – it isn’t fun to realize you’ve shrunk something until you’re putting it on in the locker room.
- Forgetting something. You know – socks, jewelry, UNDERWEAR. I’ve gone commando more times than I’d like to admit (it is terribly uncomfortable for me).
Some of the funnier moments have involved me packing the wrong color shoes (you know – black shoes with a brown outfit) and one time I actually grabbed 2 left shoes. I actually had to wait until Target opened so I could quickly purchase some shoes.
Well – today was a first. Not only did I forget my underwear, I forgot my fucking bra.
I contemplated just wearing my stinky and flattening sports bra. But I couldn’t take the smell. Oh… this bra smelled so bad.
Could I really just NOT wear a bra?
Well – yes, I can really NOT wear a bra and totally get away with it because I did it today.
Sadly – nobody noticed.
I mean, clearly my cups do not runneth over. Shit – my cups are barely filled.
I spent the first half of the day really self conscious and uncomfortable. But by the end of the day, I felt comfortable and free. However, I’d rather have full cups (than be the kind of adult gal that can go braless without any discomfort and anyone noticing).